I’m a heck of a catch, ‘cause, well, let’s look at it: I live in Slough, in a lovely house, with my parents. I have my own room, which I’ve had since… yeah, since I was born. That’s seen a lot of action, I’ll tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well… before I dropped out, so I’m a quitter! So, yeah, form an orderly queue, ladies.

sarahfriend:

David Brent is legendary. lmao. 

martin, please get your finger out of your mouth

Tim: I think it was John Lennon who said: “Life is what happens when you’re making other plans”, and that’s how I feel… Although, he also said, “I am the walrus, I am the eggman”, so I don’t know what to believe.

from: s1e6